A Turn From The Norm

The DNC is on its final day today, Obama is prepped to give what could be the most moving speech of all time...but I don't want to write about any of that today....today, I want to write about OLIVE GARDEN!

Now, most of you are probably wondering to yourself, why would he want to write about Olive Garden. Olive Garden, the perfect little slice of pseudo Italian food with just a little pinch of heaven. Well, let me tell you why....its new pasta combinations commercial.

I have been brooding over this commercial for days.

So, just in case you haven't seen this little gem, let me explain it to you:

Imagine an Olive Garden restaurant, you see a table full of enthusiastic young people discussing Olive Garden's new pasta combinations. One of the young men at the table starts to explain the math behind trying ever single combination, while he is explaining this one of his, or presumed to be, male friends interrupts and says, "while you do the math, I'm doing the Alfredo." Of course, after hearing this hilarious and ingenious quip the table burst into laughter. As the commercial comes to a close, the young lady sitting next to the math-man makes another hilarious joke..."this math tastes delicious", once again this is followed by uncontrollable laughter. It is then that the commercial is ended.

WHAT THE F&*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I am the only one, but those insanely corny, not clever jokes drive me insane! Why do they laugh, are those the jokes which would be told in an actual setting, and if so, what sort of half witted person would laugh at them?..Olive Garden, please stop, you're driving me INSANE!!!!!!!